I couldn't resist!

I found this on the Web...it's kinda funny!

Take your time and see if you can read each
line aloud with out a mistake.
The average person can't.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cate
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each
line from the top down.
See I told you...FUNNY!

My New Boots!!!

Horton hears a Hizzle

hahaha this is pretty funny!

I sang to a birdbath, because that's how I roll!

Funny sentences!

Pick the month you were born:
January----------I danced with
February----------I did the Macarena with
March----------I had lunch with
April----------I jumped on
May----------I karate chopped
June----------I kicked
July----------I licked
August----------I loved
September----------I ran over
October----------I sang to
November----------I smelled
December----------I yelled at

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1. A fireman
2. A ninja
3. George W. Bush
4. A noodle
5. A squirrel
6. Football player
7. A birdbath
8. A monster
9. A phone
10. A fork
11. A snowman
13. My cell phone
14. My dog
16. My neighbor
17. My science teacher
18. A banana
19. My brother
20. My sister
21. An ipod
22. A surfer
23. A llama
24. A homeless guy
25. A stuffed animal
26. A goat
27. A pickle
28. Your mom
29. A spoon
30. A nun
31. A baseball

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that!
Black---------because that's how I roll!
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy!
Red ----------because the voices told me to!
Blue----------because I'm foxy and I do what I want!
Green---------because I think I need some serious help!
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader!
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1 ,000,000 dollars!
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway!
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in the comments!
I can't wait to see what you get stuck with

Wordless Wednesday

I'm Back/Movie Monday

Well, it's been awhile since I last wrote. Christmas was GREAT!!! Then I was in Quebec for a week, which was absolutely amazing. I just got back last night, so I'm exhausted. I was there for Julie's wedding, so it was a very, very full week of wedding preparations. The wedding was Saturday, everything was perfect. The weather was NICE, Julie was GORGEOUS! Everything was just PERFECT!

Sorry this is so short, there is lots to do during my lunch hour, and my first day back to work has been busy!

Here is a quick Movie Monday, it's a clip I took while I was shopping and there is probably only one person who will enjoy it (mom).